a few random thoughts

couldnt think where else to put this

•Some studies by psychiatrists say that one out of every four people suffers from some form of mental disorder. Check three friends, if they seem okay, it's you.
•If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
•A recent discovery has found that research causes cancer in rats.
•Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
•If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
•Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
•By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
•Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
•All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
•Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks.
•Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
•You know what's strange? A slight tax increase will inevitably cost you $200. A substantial tax cut - saves you 30 cents.
•In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks


I can identify with this one

Passport 1 was spot on for me i laughed so much.
It is my hubbys big 50 this year so i booked a villa, then checked our passports were not running out, omg pic is 8 years old on them but hubby looks aged, i need new pic no way is that me in the pic